Have mom ask the TSA Agent to use the Special Needs Security Line or what I like to call VIP for Babies.
Remember to remove my babies shoes, too. Apparently, I could be hiding contraband of some sort.
When you arrive, find a grandma or, better yet, a great grandma to adorn you with kisses and love.
Have the occupants of your destination create a soft place for you to lie in the middle of the busiest section of your location. This will allow you to see all the activity while remaining the center of attention.
Don't be stingy, share you lavish lap of luxury with others.
Traveling can be stressful, especially being carried to all those new locations. Remember to nap the entire ride back. If you are a true pimp (aka a pettie individual making progress) you can even nap on the walk through the airport and baggage claim.
And as always, remember to buckle up.
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